Heavy Ballweights and Cock Penis Crimper fail - meaty head too big to fit! Happy ending but not as expected!

Watch how I try and fit my brutally small Penis Crimper or Erection Inhibitor to my massive mushroom head...... too horny to get it on, I try ice, masturbating but I still cant get it on. In the end I fit 1kg (2lb) of stainless steel ball weights and masturbate to release some steam - will I get the Penis Crimper on after?