It's my birthday and here's my gift to you!

Last week I posted a video on my birthday giving you guys a gift.

Actually, why did I put that in air quotes?

No, it is a legit gift because to me it was something so eye-opening that it just...

I had to give it to you guys for those who wanted it.

Obviously, most people in society these days don't give two ***** about what I had to say and what I had to give them.