Jay Playhard Sluts Out Lady Viper

I know we just went out and had a really nice date night, but I just wanted to remind you, like,

remember the discussion we had last night about how I really, really need some real dick in my life?

And I admitted to you that I really want to have sex with a black man.

Well, I know you just took me out to NoBo tonight, and you know, you took me to Versace,

and you got me all these bags, and you just decided that you wanted to buy me makeup,