Pissing on a public staircase

I have to deal with some difficult people. I'm not difficult. Yeah I'm talking about you.

You normally are difficult. I'm not difficult. I don't know why you'd say yourself.

I'm just dealing with some difficult people. Don't start I'll piss on you.

I would have been pissed on. You would have been pissed on tonight.

Oh look at that. It's all the way down those steps.